Sent a text to Tom in messenger: “I got really horny while looking
at you. What do you think about it?”
Reply: “What can I think about it. I was expecting something more...meaningful from you. But a good start. Direct, honest and that is good.”
What is a real man?
A man who drives a truck, pours out a load of potatoes and puts them in the basement.
He looks after his family.
What is a real woman?
A woman who doesn’t eat meat and sugar.
Her: Ingrīda, this gorgeous man was sitting in the train right next to me and… you know I’ve never said anything like that about a man in my life... But he was dressed so shitty and lame that I realized there’s no point to even start a conversation.
"Hi! Thanks for the meeting! So I was thinking and I realised you are a cool, honest woman. I think you deserve more than I was willing to give. I’m sorry, but I think we should go our separate ways, but I wish you all the best in your endeavours. Sincerely, Kristaps".